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What is marketing ??

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am
very rich. Marry me! ' - That's Direct Marketing'

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One
of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very
rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich.
'Marry me - That's Telemarketing'

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a
drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she
drops it, offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you
'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations'

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand
Recognition'

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am
very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - '
That's Customer Feedback '

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am
very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That's
demand and supply gap'

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry
me?' and she goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market
share'

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - ' That's restriction for
entering new markets '